I’d like to launch an awareness campaign aimed at rude New Yorkers, written in a style they’ll understand, so that one day, maybe, they won’t be quite so shitty.
I should note that most New Yorkers are completely wonderful, caring people. It’s just that some of us seem to enjoy the “New Yorkers are assholes” thing a bit too much.
as a New Yorker, I agree with all of this.
(Source: streeter)
My main problem with dieting
Lol it’s true. Once I see it I cant forget it till I eat it :(
When I’m home alone
I turn mundane chores into dance moves, like:
When my parents told me I was going to have to start paying my own rent
When my friend is having a rough day
I’m just like,
When I look in the mirror on Monday, after I spent all weekend eating
When I start getting ready to go out
After I eat too much
I just lie there like,
I’m ALWAYS in a food coma lol. No one talk to me.
Greeting your coworkers/classmates in the morning
When you’ve had enough sleep:
When you haven’t:
When my boyfriend gets mad at another guy for flirting with me
On the outside:
On the inside:
lmfao. yes yes yes :x
When I know I have to be in a bikini in less than a week
Basically this is me till May 30th comes! womp womp womp
When I’m about to walk into an exam I haven’t studied for
There should be no struggle in love- you either love them or you don’t.
In that journey where suffering seemed to be the only rule,I struggled for things for which there was no point struggling. Like love, for example. People either feel it or they don’t, and there isn’t a force in the world that can make them feel it. We can pretend that we love each other. We can get used to each other. We can live a whole lifetime of friendship and complicity, we can bring up children, have sex every night, reach orgasm, and still feel that there’s a terrible emptiness about it all, that something important is missing. In the name of all I’ve learned about relationships between men and women, I’ve been trying to fight against things that weren’t worth the struggle.- Paulo Cohelo <3 one of my favorite authors!














